Postdocs and Staff get 2.5 minutes each to give us an idea of:
1) Their area of research.
2) Advertise their interesting recent results.
3) What they are working on; where they are heading.
We recommend sending 1=1=1 slide in pdf-format which will be included in an Ueber-document.
Time will be rigorously enforced by gong (or similar noise).
Example:
``My name is Donald Duck. I am generally interested in twenty five loop string contributions to irrelevant low energy experiments. Most recently in arxiv:0877666 [obscure-ph] we found that all contributions up to 24 loops vanish..... bla bla bla GONGGGGGGGG''